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 You are here, because You're looking for funny Facebook statuses ideas. Anyway, talking about funny stuff, it would never ending, there's always We could find something funny things, even in a serious momment. Then below are Facebook funny status updates suggestion to post on Facebook wall. We hope that You and friends could get some fun by posting these statuses below. You know that behind a funny things is a laugh, and behind a laugh is happiness, and happiness means a better healthy. It's good in every aspects. Well, enjoy!






1. Dear Facebook. I swear, nothing's on my mind right now!! :O

2. Wikipedea: I know everything
Google:I have everything
Facebook:I know everybody
Internet:without me, your all nothing
Electricity: Keep Talkin B!tches :D

3. If FB shut down unpredictably people would be running around poking each other, writing on walls, and telling everyone what's on their mind!

4. Facebook asks, "What's on your mind?". I reply, "Sorry, I can't tell you. Then you'll know my next victim.

5. Stupidity is no joke. It affects over 99.9% of boys worldwide. Help us, together, we can find a cure.

6. A short poem about winter. WINTER, it's f'ing cold. The End.

7. says I think I shall high five a few faces today

8. Common sense is like deodorant,those that need it most,don't use it!

9. My mouth is like a magician's hat. You never know what's gonna come out of it

10. Studies say that 90% of women don't like men in pink t-shirts... IRONICALLY.. 90% of men in pink t-shirts don't like women! XD

11. Only awesome people are allowed to 'LIKE' this status!

12. Now-a-days 12 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, & a Facebook profile. When I was 12, I felt Cool with my New Gel Pen =D :P

13. If i suddenly smile...run if u know whats best for u!!

14. Broccoli: "I look like a tree."
Walnut: "I look like a brain."
Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella."
Banana: "Dude! Change the topic!":D :D

15. Facebook is a mental home... People have fake farms, cities and restaurants, they have poke wars and stare at walls...

16. I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally advanced!

17. if there was NO Facebook- people would write in walls, poke each other and search people. thank God there's Facebook

18. Facebook needs an "I feel ya", a "For real?" and a "Shut up!" button.

19. It used to be, "Can I have your number"? Now it's, "Do you have Facebook" :D

20. If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot!

21. Life would be perfect if, girls had mute buttons, guys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward buttons, and good times had pause buttons. :)

22. Thinks Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the P!e :)

23. I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, others I'd love to punch in the face

24. Why is it I am the designated idiot magnet today and NO ONE TOLD ME??

25. if life was as simple as Facebook, just delete all the bad things leave the funny stuff.