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Money can't buy a happiness but shopping can, and a travelling can :D, anyway these below are Facebook status updates ideas about money funny, money jokes, money humor to post on Facebook wall. However find out more funny statuses here!

Did you know that money can talk?!? mine is always saying goodbye...

My kids think that MOM stands for "Made Of Money." I told them nope it stands for "Must Obey Me."

It has been said "money can buy you happiness" but I'm willing to be a guinea pig for testing to see if it's true!

I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me...from me!

don't go broke trying to look rich...act your wage!

While some people try to keep up with the Jones', we try to keep up with the Bills!

They say money can't buy you happiness. I say give me $1,000,000 so I can test the theory.

Have you ever wondered how your kids can smell the money in your pockets.

I hate it when I log onto my bank account and the million dollars I wished for on a star last night isn't deposited yet

I'm sorry debt collectors...but I have no money to pay you right now. Calling me every hour will not change this anytime soon.

i wish the Money Elf would shit some magic dust in my wallet! i could really use the extra cash.

They say Money Talks, mine only knows two words : good-bye.

dear bills, I hate your face.

is suffering from Post Paycheck Depression.

based on the theory that the world will end 12/21/2012...I am looking for any credit options where the payments start in 2013!

All my bills say "Outstanding". I guess that means I am good!

if you need a friend, call me, if you need help call me, if u need money this number is not longer available, please hang up and try a different number

Twinkle Twinkle little star, how I wonder where you are. I wish I may, I wish I might, win the lotto BIG tonight.

The checking account said I have money, but the bills laughed and said "now you don't"

ATTENTION ALL RICH PEOPLE: Please feel free to donate, Will accept all bills small and large. Will even take checks. Thank you.

I bet you a dollar you're reading this

"Mom, can I have some money?" "No! Do I look like I'm made of money?" "That's what I thought [MOM] stood for- Made Of Money!"

needs some better fertilizer for my money tree... dang thing won't grow!

I met money one day. I said,"You're just a piece of paper. "Money smiled & said,"Of course I'm a piece of paper,but I haven't seen a dustbin yet, in my life"

A middle-aged guy asks the gym instructor, "I want to impress the ladies. Which machine should I use?"

Instructor: Try the ATM.

Hello money it has been a while. What ?! You have to go?! But you just got here!

I don't understand banks. Why do they have little chains on the pens? If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Money will not bring you happiness, but I would rather cry in a Mercedes than in a bus.